Don’t kick the tires just yet; I’ve got great ideas for this page.  I’m going to build a Wiki so that my fans can keep track of all my fun plot details, characters, and worlds.  It’s lazy, sure, but it’ll also help keep me out of plot-hole-jail.

Unfortunately the spammers are evil and preventing my progress.  For every page I clean, they post 10,000,000,000 more.

I’ll get them.  Soon.  Come back later, after Jefferson Jones Destroys the World is released!