I thought I’d take a few moments to answer of few of your thoughtful questions. Sometimes, as a soon-to-be bestselling author, it’s easy to forget the little people who are going to devote so much time to my works (once they’re published). So I thought I’d open up the dialogue and give back. I’ve omitted your super-helpful websites, but I’ve left your names. No anonymity here, right? Without further ado, let’s begin:
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Though I’ve marked your mail as SPAM, know that I love you. And if I meet any of you in public, please know that the pepper spray, the restraining orders, my karate chop to the throat — it’s all meant to show that I truly value your readership. Almost as much as I’ll value your money (once it starts rolling in).
See you next month,